January 2010
1 post
And I find myself tremendously unimpressed with...
And why is that?
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December 2009
4 posts
Home experiment #1: sliiiiiiiime
First off, the necessary safety warnings. This shit is NOT even remotely edible, and in all honesty, I would wear latex gloves. But it’s fun. A whooooooole lotta fun. Just….wash your hands after. You’ll see why.
Very basic experiment, anyways…you shouldn’t fuck up.
Materials Needed:
◊ Polyvinyl alcohol solution (preferably 4%ish…can usually be found as a...
So I'm changing this thing..........
…..since I’m a chem major, I figured I;d do something related to my schoolwork and turn this into a “fun experiments you can do at home” thing. Believe me — I will not give you dull experiments. Just…..
I have a kickass joke, but only German speakers...
acropolis:
A woman decides to go to Germany to hear a very famous man give a speech. However, she doesn’t speak German, so she hires a translator. They arrive on the day of the speech, and the man begins speaking. The translator says nothing. The speaker continues and still the translator says nothing. The woman gets mad and says “What are you waiting for; start translating! I’m not paying...
Myers-Briggs Typology test →
acropolis:
davereed:
un:
According to this test, I am an ENFP: Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
“Like the other Idealists, Champions are rather rare, say two or three percent of the population”
Great. Just great. I am a freak.
Well, we already knew you were a freak unique.
Interesting; I am an ISTJ. You and I are complete opposites, un.
I HAVE MET MY NEMESIS
ENFP as...
November 2009
1 post
238. YOU CANNOT SAY "IRISH WRISTWATCH".
(via gotwisdom)
Just did beyotch
October 2009
8 posts
12334.) We just got married... But I still love...
(via blogsecret)
Screw you. Why’d you get married then? Bet your husband would be thrilled. I sense marriage problems in the future….
11652.) My IQ is 140.
blogsecret:
When the letter from the psychiatrist arrived I read it and then threw it in the garbage. I act dumber than I really am around my friends and I never told them that I took the IQ test. It’s rather funny because my friend’s girlfriend thinks she’s the most intelligent out of our group and is very arrogant at the same time. I laugh at her a lot.
Welcome to my sad little...
So, my pediatrician just called.
acropolis:
Results from my blood test are in. If you don’t remember my whole deal with this, I was being tested for hypo- and hyperthyroidism. Hypothyroidism basically makes you fat, lazy, and depressed. Hyperthyroidism makes you energetic and hyper and cheerful. I’ve known for years I would get one or the other. It’s pretty much inevitable, knowing my family history with it. But for the...
11386.) Sometimes, when I watch Joe Jonas sing I...
(via blogsecret)
…..correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t they preach abstinence, or something? This just goes to prove what my point was about which direction Disney’s going in…*tsk tsk*
Reblog with your first lesson tomorrow.
acropolis:
willowbear:
whiskeyoverbitches:
marywithoutsound:
izelana:
searchingforalana:
ohlovely:
donkeykosh:
sushankbastola:
kame-hame-ha:
daisylane:
P.E.
Further maths, at A level :|
English
The “Way too easy” calc class. Fuck it.
English
Double english language :)
English.
Band.
Algebra.
English
French
English. I fucking hate The Scarlet...
Reblog if you should be doing homework right now....
acropolis:
cassandralee:
meggles:eleasha: samsantos:helloluxlisbon:lacygamine:misswallflower:(via lacouronne)
college essay+writer’s block= fail
Story of my life, quite honestly. Attempting to do French homework right now.
Should be doing AP Bio. Not doing AP Bio. I can get away with pushing it to Monday.
Should be doing calc homework. Dont care, have an A in the class. I know how...
September 2009
7 posts
Dear people of my universe
acropolis:
blushing-skys:
To Barnaby: You’re a such prick and I can’t believe I tried impressing you for the first half of the year! WTF. Now that I’ve discovered that you will never be into me that’s totally cool because I’m continuing to surround myself with people I love and who love me back. Also,you’re voice. It’s annoying. Like,every time you speak,in my head it’s like ‘AHH JUST SHUT UP....
I give up on this thing
No matter what i do i have 2 followers. 2. One whos on every day who does nothing at all involving me unless i provoke it and the other whos only been on 2 times EVER. So here i am tendering my resignation. Im not deleting it but im more or less done checking it. Not that anyone cares.
This is a tribute to the nice girls. To the nice...
acropolis:
cristinacraves:
nervousramblings:
This is for the girls who have never been in love, but know that it’s an experience that they don’t want to miss out on. For the girls who have sought a night with friends and been greeted by a night of catcalling, rude comments and explicit invitations that they’d rather not have experienced. This is for the girls who have spent their weekends...
My definiton of a BITCH.
acropolis:
tellytothe:
A woman is called bitch because she is strong, intelligent and doesn’t take shit from anyone. She’s called a bitch because she’s ambitious, outspoken and doesn’t let anything stop her from accomplishing her dreams. She’s a bitch, as defined by society, because she challenges what’s natural…. does what makes her feel happy, and doesn’t accept society’s norms and rules -...
I think I might be the only guy who doesn't mind...
acropolis:
allhopedeleted:
“Omgz I look so bad today” because I love having an excuse to tell them how beautiful they really are.
Then you are one lucky guy because girls will love you for that.
Amen brother :) I still need luck in the finding a girl dept. for that tho :P
Bienvenido septiembre: el mejor mes del año.
acropolis:
(via pcavendano)
¿Porque tiene tu cumpleaño, Jen?
August 2009
33 posts
Oh yes, be afraid.
acropolis:
thelineinthesand:
acropolis:
thelineinthesand:
A great white’s tooth is normally 2-4 inches long. However, the ancient species of Megalodon’s tooth was the SIZE OF A LARGE BANANA. Imagine THAT sucker digging into you. Be afraid.
Btw, Jen :P I happen to be a major expert in sharks…you should have asked :P
WELL THEN JOIN THE SHARKS TYLER. WE NEED YOU. CLICK ON THE SHARKY...
Shark Fact
No great white has ever been kept captive long enough to study it’s bite’s force. Sharks are so epic that not even MAN can hold them, lest measure their awesomeness. I don’t see cats being that awesome.
Oh yes, be afraid.
acropolis:
thelineinthesand:
A great white’s tooth is normally 2-4 inches long. However, the ancient species of Megalodon’s tooth was the SIZE OF A LARGE BANANA. Imagine THAT sucker digging into you. Be afraid.
Btw, Jen :P I happen to be a major expert in sharks…you should have asked :P
WELL THEN JOIN THE SHARKS TYLER. WE NEED YOU. CLICK ON THE SHARKY THING AROUND MY AVATAR AND BECOME A...
Oh yes, be afraid.
A great white’s tooth is normally 2-4 inches long. However, the ancient species of Megalodon’s tooth was the SIZE OF A LARGE BANANA. Imagine THAT sucker digging into you. Be afraid.
Btw, Jen :P I happen to be a major expert in sharks…you should have asked :P
“Suck my dick !, if u want to ^^ ?”
– Best start to an omegle conversation ever. (via acropolis)
I went on once and went “I am legally required to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Hi.”
Tumblarity sucks.
fuckyeahfacts:
y/n
Yes.
Reblog with the color of your room!
acropolis:
willowbear:
guideyouinthenight:
loveontheleftside:
iambethanysblog:
corpsefucker:
danielleeder:
escapingvelocity:
m0ginlawl:
Turquoise.
An ugly ass white.
ugly ass white? paint it. try an ugly ass tiled brown.
MINE’S POOP BROWN. I DON’T HAVE MANY CHOICES IN A CAVE.
lol corpsefucker. mine’s blue.
a cream, tan color.
my room is two colours :3 a very faint yellow,...
Ok, so I'm pissed. Reblog if youve ever had this...
Ok….so anyone who’s talked to me knows how fucked up my internet is. It’s been this way for frigging MONTHS. We get internet quite faithfully….between 10:30 PM and 10:20 AM…EVERY day, at those exact times. So, as a result, I constantly have to hack the neighbor’s wifi in order to do anything online during the day (such as now)…The other option for internet...
The human brain is grayish-pink in color and has a...
fuckyeahfacts:
(The World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information)
And bounces when dropped
Please answer? Ok so....
…I’m in a weird position here. I CAN’T be the only one who’s had this happen to them.
Ok, so…every SINGLE time I hang out with my very best friend, it ALWAYS ends up being romantic….like, “omg…this is so perfect!” moments. Every single time. And it’s always been that way. When we hung out in (my 8th and her 7th) grade, it happened THEN...
8606.) this isn't really a secret- i'll tell it to...
acropolis:
(via blogsecret)
This is completely invalidated by the fact that you think Edward and Bella = true love.
And doesn’t true love denote both of you loving each OTHER equally?
Using a new formula for calculating mass,...
fuckyeahfacts:
A team of biologists realized something was wrong with the original skeleton-based equation when they started running tests on existing species such as elephants and getting wildly inaccurate results. Their proposed model, which focuses on the width of bones rather than the overall size of the skeleton, has downgraded the Brontosaurus from 42 tons to 20 tons and the Brachiosaurus...
Is Anyone Else Having This Problem?
Ok, so, ever since my brother spilled (and wasted) a (perfectly good) can of grape pop over out internet modem box, we have had a different modem that verizon had shipped to us. Since then, however, we have lost signal at random points throughout the day and usually between the 5:30-6:30 range….every single day. Since OCTOBER, we have YET to have a SINGE day where we had signal all the way...
Reblog if you're NOT a twitter-addict.
acropolis:
(via cutewithoutthee)
I don’t even have a twitter.
Same, no twitter for me :D
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Pharaoh Looks Like MJ...wtf? →
I've wasted an entire summer...
So I’ve wasted my entire summer. I’ve done 4 things: Jossy’s video game party, hung with Emily twice and body worlds with my cousin. Ive done 3 grad parties (all sucked or were with people I dont like there). I’ve made countless plans to do things, and by some unfortunate fate, I havent done any of them. Tonight was the final straw. I, apparently, cannot go beyond Rochester...
The most simplistic political commentary you will...
acropolis:
subjecttomeg:
enjoli:
I feel like if we got health care reform*, there would be noise for awhile from the right, but then it would be like when my parents got a microwave. Before they were all, “Never will we have a microwave. Microwaves are for lazy people and man-hating feminists with jobs who won’t cook for their families.” Then someone got them a microwave for Christmas and...
on being unpatriotic.
acropolis:
subjecttomeg:
jhnbrssndn:
bunnynico:
For as long as I can remember, I have been intrigued with The European Way of Life. My ancestors are of primarily Dutch and Irish origin, and from an early age, I became particularly interested in Dutch language and culture. It wasn’t until my mid-teens, after traveling throughout Western Europe, that I realized the feature of European life...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090803/ap_on_re_as/as_... →
“You build it all around something….you set yourself on...”
– McVries, Stephen King’s “The Long Walk”
“I was one in a million. I wasn’t bright enough to realize the bearded fat...”
– Garraty, Stephen King’s “The Long Walk”